What Ava Has Been Saying

Another round of the funny things Ava says.

1.“For Christmas for my baby brother can I ask Santa for some diapers? And a baby rattle so I can shake it at him?”

2. While driving in the car with me, Darren & my mom after our Christmas dinner "Hocus Pocus Freakin Docus!"  This was said out of nowhere and made all 3 of us adults crack up.  Not that we should be encouraging our 3 yr old to say "freakin."  Btw this is almost the line from one of her favorite books "Alice the Fairy." Obviously the book did not say "freakin."

3. One day while looking in the moonless sky:  “Where is the moon? Maybe it ran out of batteries.”

4. In ER after bumping her head, reading thru paperwork they gave us: “This says ‘Take me to college.’" No clue where she got this but we had to laugh.  She kept repeating that same line over and over.

5. After throwing up on the plane ride back from NYC “I’m a mess.” (said very sadly)

6. When the power went out in the house: "Where are the lights?"
Me: "The power went out."
Ava: "Maybe the house needs new batteries." (Apparently batteries can fix a lot of problems)